I dunno... Maybe the neighbors are drunk again, yelling and fighting, and she runs into the street with him chasing and wailing on her.
You could go outside and wack him with a 2x4 a couple of times while she tries to scrach your eyeballs out... Or you could call 911 and go back to sleep!
Maybe the neighbors are drunk again, yelling and fighting, and she runs into the street with him chasing and wailing on her.