[Mase]

So we never hear about them because they're secret

You'd probably have to be a member of the super crypto secret organization known as CFR to be privy to this conspiracy. That Dick Cheney sure is a busy man engineering all this intrigue.

[expat_panama]

ATTENTION EVERYONE:   I AM A MEMBER OF THIS SECRET CONSPIRACY!

Now everyone will know it's a joke and realize that I'm not a member.

Then they'll start to think that I said it this way to make them fit right into my secret plan, but being smarter than that they'd know that I wanted them to think that.  

So then....

[hedgetrimmer]

LOL. No leg to stand on, eh?