"There's more of that for you lilly-livered land-lubbers foolish enough to get in the water.
"AAARRRRRRRR"
If you need help talking like a pirate, it is available.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Now THAT'S funny!
Please, can we have TLAP Day on FR? (all articles posted thru the translator, of course)