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Intentional Amputee's 911 Call
WALB.com ^ | 07/21/05 | uncredited news article

Posted on 07/22/2005 1:35:50 PM PDT by neverhome

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To: OSHA

What do you say to a one legged hitchiker?


61 posted on 07/22/2005 3:11:01 PM PDT by null and void (It's a bad day for Lord 'Mo'domort's Death Eaters...)
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To: Responsibility1st

Lawyer told him he'd lose - Didn't have a leg to stand on


62 posted on 07/22/2005 3:11:34 PM PDT by Diver Dave (Because He Lives, I CAN Face Tomorrow)
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe

Ummmmm, he cut off his other foot years ago...


63 posted on 07/22/2005 3:13:05 PM PDT by null and void (It's a bad day for Lord 'Mo'domort's Death Eaters...)
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To: Michael.SF.
I had an inmate at Kansas State that squatted over a fan that he had taken the guard off of (rapist repenting). It had the desired effect. Also had an inmate Butcher in food service that had strangled his wife and got remorseful and put his hands through the band saw took them right off at the wrist.
64 posted on 07/22/2005 3:13:42 PM PDT by bdfromlv (Leavenworth hard time)
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To: bdfromlv

She musta been better than my ex...


65 posted on 07/22/2005 3:16:58 PM PDT by null and void (It's a bad day for Lord 'Mo'domort's Death Eaters...)
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To: null and void

Hop in?


66 posted on 07/22/2005 3:18:46 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; Babu; ...

"'Tis but a flesh wound!"

No amateurs, please.
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67 posted on 07/22/2005 3:20:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Responsibility1st
He should have listened to his mother: "If you cut both your legs off, young man, don't come running to me!"

Gramma always said "It's all fun and games till someone loses a foot."

Thank god he didn't put his eye out with that thing, anyway.

68 posted on 07/22/2005 3:24:16 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: OSHA

Yup!


69 posted on 07/22/2005 3:24:28 PM PDT by null and void (It's a bad day for Lord 'Mo'domort's Death Eaters...)
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To: paul51
Better cut this guys hands off before he kills himself

His local school board has just found their new Wood Shop Teacher for this fall.

70 posted on 07/22/2005 3:28:18 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: bdfromlv
I had an inmate at Kansas State

Wow, I never knew Kansas State was such a tough school. Out here we call attendees, students not 'inmates' and graduates 'Alumnae' not 'parolees'.

;)


71 posted on 07/22/2005 3:29:10 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Rommel, you magnificent son of bitch.....I READ YOUR BOOK!! - Gen. Patton)
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To: ElkGroveDan; martin_fierro

"Just another stripe in the rainbow."


The blood-red stripe...




...yet another reason to bring back the old Red=Marxist Blue=Conservative electoral state map....


73 posted on 07/22/2005 3:33:49 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: neverhome

I'm speechless....


74 posted on 07/22/2005 3:37:03 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Call me a "Murder"..And expect me to be "nice"...DREAM ON.. I have NO guilt!!!)
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To: neverhome

"Tuff actin' Tinaxtin"

75 posted on 07/22/2005 3:38:22 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: colorcountry

If he does sue, he won't have a leg to stand on.

Ka ching........we have a winner

No bones about it!


76 posted on 07/22/2005 3:58:10 PM PDT by merry10
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To: bt_dooftlook
1st Police Officer: We had another one in the exact same place at 205 Pinson Road and I forgot what lot it was- they did it, too, on purpose.

Note to self: Avoid 205 Pinson Road.

77 posted on 07/22/2005 4:01:58 PM PDT by Restorer (Liberalism: the auto-immune disease of societies.)
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To: neverhome
A reciprocating sabre saw--like a Sawzall--would have been a better choice.


78 posted on 07/22/2005 4:03:48 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: cripplecreek

Yet ANOTHER use for Duct tape.


79 posted on 07/22/2005 4:04:35 PM PDT by Hildy ("You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Wicked.


80 posted on 07/22/2005 4:04:35 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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