To: GreenLanternCorps
"If it takes Sam six minutes to wash a car by himself," one fan asked recently, "and it takes Brian eight minutes to wash a car by himself, how long will it take them to wash a car together?" At least an hour and a half.
89 posted on
07/22/2005 12:59:58 PM PDT by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: savedbygrace
Depends whether Sue shows up to distract Sam and Brian.
Add more if Jane is wearing a 2 piece swimming suit.
Even more if its a cut off: Ratio of time to clothes is inversely proportional to the wetness of the clothes.
122 posted on
07/22/2005 2:10:30 PM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I contribute to FR monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS supports Hillary's Secular Sexual Socialism every day.)
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