[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

She may also be the only actress, now or ever, to prove a new mathematical theorem, one that bears her name.

I guess you missed that part.

By the way, what mathematical theorems have YOU proved lately?

[bummerdude]

Maybe hundreds, but I'm not a celebrity, so you'll never know, will you?

Or maybe you're just mad that I goofed on your fantasy girl, hoping she might read this and become your friend.