[MeanWestTexan]

Sneaky?

Hell, I typically show up at the door with a twelve pack of beer, which is part two of the test.

[norraad]

What brand?

I'll also need a bottle of Black velvet.

I wish petro-folks would have the refineries as neat as their yards.

With todays tech, there's no reason for the slovenly noisy mess there. It should look like Bellengrath Gardens(did I speel the Alabama Coke Bottlers name right?).

[Still Thinking]

Hell, I typically show up at the door with a twelve pack of beer, which is part two of the test.

"Wanted: Fossil fuel man, must be obsessive about yard care and like beer."

Sounds like you're trying to hire Hank Hill!

PS: Mrs. Thinking says I AM the flesh and blood incarnation of Hank Hill.