LOL
And lol at all the spoonerism's you posted
Another from Yogi: "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore" LOL!
When asked what makes a good manager of a baseball team, he said "A good ball club"
When asked what time it is, he said "What? You mean right now?"
When he was asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations, Yogi said "I'd say he's done more than that!"
His wife Carmen asked where he would like to be buried, to the reply "Surprise me!"
He was told that he looked cool in his summer suit by the Mayor of New York's wife, and he said "You don't look so hot yourself"
At a dinner in an Italian restaurant, he was asked how many slices should be cut in his pizza, and he replied "You better make it four, I don't think I could eat eight"
"When you get to a fork in the road, take it."
A winner!!