[ghitma]

Tell him your an illegal alien and he is violating the constitutional rights illegals aren't supposed to have. That will get rid of him for good.

[liberty2004]

Tell him your an illegal alien and he is violating the constitutional rights illegals aren't supposed to have. That will get rid of him for good.

That is funny and quite witty.

[Black Tooth]

Tell him your an illegal alien and he is violating the constitutional rights illegals aren't supposed to have.

Start speaking jibberish to him, a foreign language he's never heard. Then, typically start getting upset and angry, (wave your arms around too) when he doesn't understand. He'll just go to the next house, hoping they understand English.