[Big Digger]

"What will the events be? 100 meter Circle Jerk...? 2 Man Bobbing Heads...?"

Also: Leapfrog, Three-Legged Racing, Pole Vaulting, Pocket-Pool, the usual stuff...

[WaveMan]

I'd like to know what some of the "competitions" in the "Gay Games" are?

1. Spooge-launch
2. "Going-down captain"!
3. Poop-rocket toss
4. Circle-jerk
5. Brownie Munch

Someone needs to get al queda on the horn....pssst "chicago" pssst :D