[Hegemony Cricket]

Sounds like we need more info here. Was this a fully automatic assault mop (with a banana clip, perhaps)? Or was it one of those snub-nosed Saturday-night special Johnny mops?

[handy old one]

For the good of the mopper the sniper was a lousey shot. This does not make me feel good knowing sniper are allowed to be such poop shots and not identify their targets any better than that.