[Cowman]

I have a few comments about your interesting squirrel facts. They live mysterious lives in the forests plotting against the rest of the world.

Environmentalists have been known to do this as well. Environmentalists like the uni-bomber and Al Gore are Democrats. They are one of the top causes of power outages and damage to very expensive equipment.

Under a Democrat governor (Grey Davis) California suffered many blackouts and had much damage done to the electricity infrastructure.

Grey Davis is a Democrat. Squirrels have killed innocent citizens by causing car wrecks throughout the years..

Need I say more than Chapaquiddick and Ted Kennedy? Squirrels have no respect for privacy or property rights..

Democrats have been trying to eliminate private property rights through their Eminent Domain, Environmental and tax policies. Squirrels are notorious thieves, stealing food and property from other animals and people..

The IRS is loved and expanded by Democrats Squirrels assault people's gardens all over the world causing millions of dollars in crop damage..

The agricultural policies of Democrats do not allow individual farmers to make farm management decisions based only on what is best for their crops and land but based on what fits into the subsidy programs they are dependent on thereby influencing crop yield. Squirrels are the most reprehensible animals on the planet .

No, Hellen Thomas and Hillary Clinton are the most reprehensible and disgusting beasts on the planet and both are Democrats. Therefore Squirrels are evil and spawns of the Devil but are not nearly as bad as Democrats.

[vox_freedom]

Excellent points. I can only add that a vast majority of squirrels are, in fact, DemocRATS. They aren't just cute little animals that deserve a place in our parks or backyards or on the White House lawn.
The are destructive communist infidels.
They are rodents, AKA "rats with fluffy tails."