Hate to break it to you buddy but they're down here too. I made the mistake of driving the scenic beach route to Pensacola Beach with my family one year during Memorial Day weekend and they had literally taken over the beach. I'm talking flags flying, bumper to bumper traffic, men holding hands. I didn't know at the time that they come from all over the country to Pensacola every year during the Memorial Day weekend. My wife had to cover the kids eyes as we searched for the nearest escape route.
Oh, yeah! It's a gala event, held every year, with all sorts of ... I mean... ahem... I wasn't aware of that either. : )
Great... Now there's two places I don't want to go to... Boston AND PCola.
LC