11. Please use your cell phone to call the White House and ask the receptionist: “Who won the last election?" Would you please enlighten your Democratic brethren and sistern with what must be a distressing and painful revelation?
My personal favorite.
51 posted on 07/20/2005 6:18:51 AM PDT by jslade
("If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."(Seminole Cty, FL))