I think this yellow bellied coc*-sucker should be the first contestant in the new "Reality" gameshow called Sharp Sword. First he sticks one of those fingers in each ear, then a big biker named Scooter removes a hardbound copy of the Quran from a toilet, beats him senseless with it, and whops off his head with a hatchet. We time Muhammad to see how long he can keep his head from hitting the ground. Paradise for the winner.