To: All; The Mayor; jtill; deadhead; Mrs.Nooseman; Gabz; LUV W; alwaysconservative; pollyshy; bevlar; ..
Thanks to Jtill for sharing this. How was Alabama? what timing!
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked 2. Bring food/beer
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260 posted on
07/21/2005 5:08:07 AM PDT by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your s God is!)
To: DollyCali; jtill
263 posted on
07/21/2005 5:17:28 AM PDT by
deadhead
(God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
To: DollyCali
Ouch. More wisdom through suffering/suffrage. Hope you had a Happy Birthday! LOL!
265 posted on
07/21/2005 6:24:14 AM PDT by
OESY
To: DollyCali
I'd say you hit this one out of the park,
but weren't you supposed to be playing golf?
268 posted on
07/21/2005 6:55:12 AM PDT by
OESY
To: DollyCali
271 posted on
07/21/2005 7:13:37 AM PDT by
Kelly_2000
(Because they stand on a wall and say nothing is going to hurt you tonight. Not on my watch)
To: DollyCali
I thought it was too funny when I first saw it, but you have certainly enhanced it, dressed it up and made the whole joke even funnier.
Love it.
369 posted on
07/21/2005 7:53:03 PM PDT by
jtill
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