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Thanks to Jtill for sharing this. How was Alabama? what timing!



HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked
2. Bring food/beer



260 posted on 07/21/2005 5:08:07 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your s God is!)
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To: DollyCali; jtill

LOL


263 posted on 07/21/2005 5:17:28 AM PDT by deadhead (God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
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To: DollyCali

Ouch. More wisdom through suffering/suffrage. Hope you had a Happy Birthday! LOL!


265 posted on 07/21/2005 6:24:14 AM PDT by OESY
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To: DollyCali


I'd say you hit this one out of the park,
but weren't you supposed to be playing golf?

268 posted on 07/21/2005 6:55:12 AM PDT by OESY
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To: DollyCali

hahahahahahaha


271 posted on 07/21/2005 7:13:37 AM PDT by Kelly_2000 (Because they stand on a wall and say nothing is going to hurt you tonight. Not on my watch)
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To: DollyCali

I thought it was too funny when I first saw it, but you have certainly enhanced it, dressed it up and made the whole joke even funnier.

Love it.


369 posted on 07/21/2005 7:53:03 PM PDT by jtill
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