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Not putting anyones name (but mine) on the to: entry..I know when to be diplomatic.

But I thought these were funny & I hope you will enjoy them

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Fashion considerations for "mature" women"

Many of us (those over 40, way over 40 or hovering near 40) can be confused about how we should present ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to the current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

: 13. Thongs and Depends (barfffff )

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.