I get phone calls from all sorts of good looking women - so I can fix their computers because their boyfriends did something stupid to them.
Yeah, it's great being a geek. Goodness knows I'd hate to be popular for some other reason.
"I get phone calls from all sorts of good looking women - so I can fix their computers because their boyfriends did something stupid to them. "
"Just don't let your butt crack show when bending over"
'Dan Ackroyds refrigerator repairman character from Saturday Night LIve