No Funeral Plans for Bill Clinton, Plenty for Carter

NewsMax ^ | 7/18/05 | Limbacher

[cvq3842]

Interesting post. I'll bookmark and watch the fun . . .

[zzen01]

A proposal for Bill's "funeral":
1. Hire Backhoe and Operator
2. Get a Kazoo Band
3. Dig Hole
4. Dump Bill in.
5. National Celebration!!

[RushCrush]

Carter has OCD!

[bill1952]

I've got an outhouse on some farmland he can use...

[My2Cents]

The Washington Military District, which oversees state funerals, invites ex-presidents to file plans as soon as they leave office. But as yet Clinton – who had a heart scare last year - has not submitted his funeral requests

Typical of Clinton, ever the procrastinator. Besides, he thinks he's god, and thus will live forever.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Give Carter a traditional military funeral and that's that. Anything else would be overkill (no pun intended).

[rockabyebaby]

Hmmmm, does slick think he's gonna live forever????? Bwahahahahaha, I'd love to get a peak at Carter's arrangements, index card to record floral arrangements??? Don't get ahead of yourself there Jimmie, what makes ya think anyone will bother sending flowers?

[andyk]

George H.W. Bush, 81...His plans comprise 211 pages

Gerald Ford, 92...His plans take up 491 pages.

Jimmy Carter, 80...total 411 pages

So glad these guys weren't responsible for creating our constitution.

[bill1952]

That would make hillary a -Goddess?

[RushCrush]

Don't need to hire a backhoe and operator, I know plenty who would do it for free ;)

[Sabramerican]

Carter has spelled out plans for his funeral in intricate detail.

I hope there are a few minutes set aside for dancing.

[Constitution Day]

Carter "...demand(s) that soldiers can't have steel-tipped shoes."

Jeez. What a control freak!

[freedom4ever]

Bump for interesting afternoon reading.

[blues_guitarist]

I heard that Klintoon has started making his plans. . .
His first request was to have his emballming fluid replaced with Cialis. ®

[operation clinton cleanup]

Wonder if there are any plans to "hire" a crowd to stand along the procession route?

[OldSmaj]

...even a demand (from Carter) that soldiers can't have steel-tipped shoes.

Don't know why a soldier would want to wear steel-tipped shoes, or even attend this bozos funeral for that matter, but this is a perfect example of Carters' constant obsession with micro-managing everything military.

If it had been up to him, we would have been throwing rocks at the enemy and getting paid in peanuts.

Worst President Ever.

Until that worthless POS Clinton came along.

[Tall_Texan]

At Carter's funeral, I would want an international tribunal present to monitor the results and determine that it was fair.