Bite me.
I drive an SUV, I also have a 16 year old Chevy 4x4 hunting truck.
I have never been to a Starbucks and I leave my cellphone on my dresser.
I dislike small cars because you can be easily killed or maimed in them.
Been there, done that.. 1988 Camaro and one reattached leg.
I prefer to maintain a bit of authority on the road, and I suppose
that your Cooper-mini, while getting phenominal mileage might also provide
outstanding traction surface beneath my tires.
That should be 1978 Camaro, bonehead.
Air induction, T-tops, and zero ability to take on a tree.