Knowing the French as we all do they will blame this on the US. Yep. They will say that the locust are honing in on them because they prefer their crops due to the fact that they are not genetically altered. If the US would stop growing genetically altered crops the locast spread would be evened out.
French Surrender To Bugs in Invasion of Paris..I can see the headlines now...
In the past it has been rumored that the U.S. was responsible for spraying cubas tobacco and sugar cane fields with herbacide and disease that would destroy that countrys economy.
I'd love to presume that the U.S. has dropped billions of locust eggs on parts of france to screw up their agriculture.
Hey frenchie, up yours.
Well of course-- we all know the French crops have far more nuanced and sophisticated flavor...