Which one's do you consider "so what"?
FWIW-
Some are just funny like the one about latex gloves and balloons, who cares? Despite being never having never touched alcohol, I don't really care what wine they use at their functions--let them get drunk for all I care.
Opposing CAFTA--I don't really care if the teacher's unions oppose it (they have nothing to do with it and it's dumb for them to make such a statement), most conservatives in my area actually oppose it too and rail against those who support it (I'm not either way on it, though I am concerned about our dependence on service-type jobs and that we are becoming less self-sufficient as a ntaion). Those are just a few. I don't advocate resolutions that have nothing to do with education, but I also wonder what other resolutions there were.