"Most all of your family members have been married for five centuries, therefore no homosexuals in your family tree. Good for you! Proof positive! "
Just to clear the record, let me state without a doubt, no one in my family has ever been married for five centuries!
"Just to clear the record, let me state without a doubt, no one in my family has ever been married for five centuries!"
No...(drum roll)...it just SEEMED that long! (Old joke.)
All kidding aside, you did know what I meant, right? All your family members...across five centuries...oh, never mind.