"BTW, you claimed that just about everyone here has a homosexual relative. If you really think that, you've drunk deep of the Koolaid."
If you really think that's NOT the case, you really haven't been to a family reunion in a while, or else no one in your family even speaks to you anymore. (Come to think of it, in your case, both could be true.)
If the homosexual population is less than 3%, how do you figure that every family has someone that is homosexual?
Now you do sound like a gay rights activist promoting the idea that there are more gays than there really are. Why?
What's with the personal attacks, bro? You don't like my message, so it's attack the messanger?
Regarding homosexuals as relatives, since homosexuals are roughly 1-2.5% of the population at most, it's very common that a family, even extended family, will have no homosexuals in it. If every family had 10 children and each parent had 10 brothers and sisters and they each had 10 children, then maybe you might be right - at a family reunion of 100 people, one or two might be homosexual. But if one's immediate and slightly extended family consists of 10 people, there's a high probability that there will be not even one (1) homosexual among them.