Bush Court Search Narrows to Conjoined Twins (Funny)

Scrapple Face ^ | July 16, 2005 | Scott Ott

[Righty_McRight]

(2005-07-16) -- With hopes for a second Supreme Court vacancy crushed by Chief Justice William Rehnquist's plans to serve until three years after his own death, the White House has narrowed the search for a nominee to replace the retiring Sandra Day O'Connor to a short list of conservative conjoined twins.

"President Bush is eager to pack the court with right-wing ideologues," said an unnamed White House source. "Since we only get to nominate one right now, we think we can make a strong case for replacing O'Connor with conjoined twins. It's one set of DNA, so technically that's one person. The diversity-first crowd will be thrilled, and our conservative base will get two advocates for the price of one."

The source noted the importance of finding conjoined twins who share an originalist view of the Constitution.

"The court is divide enough already without having one justice split down the middle," he said.

A USA Today poll shows 78 percent of Americans would support such a nomination if the conjoined twins were also female, Hispanic, red-haired and morbidly obese.

[Righty_McRight]

Scott Ott amuses the hell out of me.

[SittinYonder]

"The court is divide enough already without having one justice split down the middle," he said.

LOL!

[Just A Nobody]

Thank you to all FReepers for teaching me to "check the source" before I explode.

LOL!!

[Echo Talon]

"The court is divide enough already without having one justice split down the middle," he said.

LOL