Reminds me of a buddy of mine who was working for an AM radio station on the evening shift on Saturday night and offered a large Pizza Hut pizza with your choice of toppings to the 4th caller. 45 minutes later he called me up and asked if I wanted the pizza because NO ONE had called in! A friend and I used to work overnights at an AM/FM station, he was AM I was FM. We'd have giveaways, and no one would call so we'd say Chuck Roast or Bobby Penn won.
Paging Barbra Q. Ribs. Paging Michael Hunt. Paging Theophilos Punnoval.