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Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird (Where Weird and Dumb People are Highlighted)
Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird ^ | WEEK OF JULY 10, 2005 | Various

Posted on 07/14/2005 3:11:27 PM PDT by Cowman

Brian F. Monfort, 27, was arrested in Springfield, Ohio, in April and charged with child enticement based on an arrest report noting that twice, in January and March, he had approached children and paid them money to insult him for being fat, supposedly as a tactic to inspire himself to lose weight. [Springfield News-Sun,

Willie Windsor, 54, of Phoenix has for several years lived as a full-time baby, wearing frilly dresses, diapers and bonnets, sucking on a pacifier, eating Gerber cuisine, and habitually clutching a rag doll, in a home filled with oversized baby furniture. According to a long Phoenix New Times profile in June, the diaper is not just a prop. Windsor said he worked hard to become incontinent, even chaining the commode shut to avoid temptation, and the reporter admitted feeling "disconcert(ed)" that Windsor might be relieving himself at the very moment he was describing his un-toilet training. Apparently, Windsor's brother, ex-wife, girlfriend and a neighbor tolerate his lifestyle (though no girlfriend has yet been willing to change his diapers). [Phoenix New Times, Justin Breakspear, 18, was arrested in Framingham, Mass., in May and charged with illegal possession of three firearms, one of which was a .380-caliber pistol; police said it was unlikely Breakspear would claim the pistol is not his, in that on his hip is a tattoo of an exact replica of the gun. And in Glens Falls, N.Y., in May, Jason McClaskey, 25, on house arrest, was admitted to a hospital in Valhalla, N.Y., with burns over 60 percent of his body; police said McClaskey might have tried to burn the monitoring device off of his leg (though McClaskey said he was merely lighting his grill, even though it was 6 a.m., and there was no charcoal on the grill). [Worcester Telegram & Gazette,

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: idiots; strangepeople; weirdos
Democrats are found everywhere.
1 posted on 07/14/2005 3:11:27 PM PDT by Cowman
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To: Cowman

Their votes have the same power as mine. And THAT is why we have people like Ted Kennedy in office today.


2 posted on 07/14/2005 3:30:36 PM PDT by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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To: Cowman
I have an ex whose prior boyfriend could have told him how to the the anklet off. He had no problem doing so so he could hop the buss to come down here to kick my ass.


Scared Bunny Blog
Not for the timid

3 posted on 07/14/2005 3:31:41 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: Cowman

There is no established maximum on the amount or degree of stupidity that can be exhibited by humanity. The haunting suspicion that this is STILL not the very worst behavior that your neighbors and mine could engage in, tends to make most of us wary even on an open street under full bright daylight.


4 posted on 07/14/2005 3:33:02 PM PDT by alloysteel ("Master of the painfully obvious.....")
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To: sharktrager
Sounds like you could use one of these.

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It is an excellent deterrent to street crime

5 posted on 07/14/2005 3:38:21 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Cowman

Good lord! What the $#%^ is that?!!!!


6 posted on 07/14/2005 4:08:09 PM PDT by ghost of quidam
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To: Cowman
Nah. They tried to be clever. Her ex-husband had paid for the guy's ticket to break us up. They convinced her that since she got arrested for hitting me, she should get revenge. Their plan was to get me arrested by claiming I attacked her.

Almost worked too, until the shift Sgt. pointed out to the would be arresting officer that I had what was going to be a black eye, and she had no marks. That and the fact I am 6'2" 220, and she was 4' 11" 95, so if I had really hit her, she'd have some damage.

Scared Bunny Blog – Yes, it’s offensive!

7 posted on 07/14/2005 4:21:47 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: ghost of quidam
Just something I keep around for varmints. You know, squirrels, rabbits, lawyers, etc.
8 posted on 07/14/2005 4:23:42 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Cowman

What's the caliber, range, etc. My God, it looks like you could take down an elephant from 3 miles out or something!


9 posted on 07/14/2005 6:29:40 PM PDT by ghost of quidam
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To: ghost of quidam; archy
Good lord! What the $#%^ is that?!!!!

That's a BFG (Big Friggin Gun). Actually, I believe that's archy holding a soviet bloc anti-tank rifle.

10 posted on 07/14/2005 6:36:22 PM PDT by yhwhsman ("Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small..." -Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: yhwhsman

Anti-TANK rifle? WTF How thick of armor can it penetrate?


11 posted on 07/14/2005 6:43:31 PM PDT by ghost of quidam
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