[stand watie]

actually, the last time we were "treated to a sample of damnyankee humor" was in a supposedly "fairly nice" (read: EXPENSIVE!)restaurant near the Empire State Building. i forget the name & WISH i could forget the incident!

one of the men (i must admit that they all were drinking "adult beverages" & thus NOT NECESSARILY "cold stone sober") at an adjoining table saw her gold STAR of DAVID (which was pinned-on & holding a scarf down to her blouse) & said," Well well, i thought i smelled a "stinkin' JEW ----".

another said, "aw, leave her alone. i bet she'd like to hear the one about a kike b*tch doing a pig." (insert RAUCOUS laughter by all & sundry, here).

i KNOW you damnyankees DISPISE me "outing" DAMNyankees for being RACISTS & ANTI-Semites, but the TRUTH is the TRUTH!

in 2005, the VAST MAJORITY of the WORST RACISTS & ANTI-Semites are in the NORTH. "all ya'll" should "clean your own house" before you comment on ANYTHING in dixie; then, you wouldn't look like such LIARS & HYPOCRYTES!

free dixie,sw

[Non-Sequitur]

i KNOW you damnyankees DISPISE me "outing" DAMNyankees for being RACISTS & ANTI-Semites, but the TRUTH is the TRUTH!

Naw, we got us a whole buncha other reasons to despise you.

[Heyworth]

What's really fun about your posts is that, once challenged, you feel compelled to keep upping the ante. Your story, simply, lacks credibility. Your "dialogue" reads like the usual product of your imagination.

See, your problem is that lots of us also have Jewish friends. My boss, in fact, is so orthodox he wears a yarmulke every day. And he's from New York. What he describes is so far from what you describe that the only rational solution is, frankly, what it always turns out to be with you...a figment of your addled brain, just like Dr. Lubar, just like the "eight-row, mule-drawn cotttonpicker", just like the U-Boat on display in Galveston, just like the existence of a book called "Yachts Against Subs."