"Supposedly the local police in New Hampshire will also be involved in checking the barber's licenses of Floridians, as well as cargo inspections at the Phoenix airport."
Hey, that would be good. Every little bit helps. It's far better than LEO's turning a blind eye to an obvious problem.
In further news, meter maids are going to be making sure no one cheats on their taxes, and the health inspectors will investigate violations of Federal gun registration laws.