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Mission Implausible ... Ann Coulter
World Net Daily ^ | 13 July 2005 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 07/13/2005 4:45:39 PM PDT by Rummyfan

Karl Rove was right. The real story about Joseph C. Wilson IV was not that Bush lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa; the story was Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame. By foisting their fantasies of themselves on the country, these two have instigated a massive criminal investigation, the result of which is: The only person who has demonstrably lied and possibly broken the law is Joseph Wilson.

So the obvious solution is to fire Karl Rove.

Clown Wilson thrust himself on the nation in July 2003 when he wrote an op-ed for the New York Times claiming Bush had lied in his State of the Union address. He said Bush was referring to Wilson's own "report" when Bush said: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

But that is not what Wilson says he found! Thus, his column had the laughably hubristic title, "What I Didn't Find in Africa." (Once I couldn't find my car for hours after a Dead show. I call the experience: "What I Didn't Find in San Francisco.")

Driven by that weird obsession liberals have of pretending they are Republicans in order to attack Republicans, Wilson implied he had been sent to Niger by Vice President Dick Cheney. Among copious other references to Cheney in the op-ed, Wilson said that CIA "officials asked if I would travel to Niger to check out the story" that Saddam Hussein had attempted to buy uranium from Niger, "so they could provide a response to the vice president's office."

Soon Clown Wilson was going around claiming: "The office of the vice president, I am absolutely convinced, received a very specific response to the question it asked, and that response was based upon my trip out there."

Dick Cheney responded by saying: "I don't know Joe Wilson. I've never met Joe Wilson. I don't know who sent Joe Wilson. He never submitted a report that I ever saw when he came back." Clown Wilson's allegation that Cheney had received his (unwritten) "report" was widely repeated as fact by, among others, the New York Times.

In a huffy editorial, the Times suggested there had been a "willful effort" by the Bush administration to slander the great and honorable statesman Saddam Hussein. As evidence, the Times cited Bush's claims about Saddam seeking uranium from Niger, which, the Times said, had been "pretty well discredited" – which, according to my copy of "The New York Times Stylebook" means "unequivocally corroborated" – "by Joseph Wilson 4th, a former American diplomat, after he was dispatched to Niger by the CIA to look into the issue."

So liberals were allowed to puff up Wilson's "report" by claiming Wilson was sent "by the CIA." But – in the traditional liberal definition of "criminal" – Republicans were not allowed to respond by pointing out Wilson was sent to Niger by his wife, not by the CIA and certainly not by Dick Cheney.

So important was Wilson's fact-finding mission to Niger that he wasn't paid and he produced no written report. It actually buttressed the case that Saddam had tried to buy uranium from Niger, though Wilson was too stupid to realize it. His conclusion is contradicted by the extensive findings of the British government. (I'm not sure, but I think that's what Bush may have been referring to when he said, "the British government.") One could write a book about what Joe Wilson doesn't know about Africa. In fact, I'm pretty sure someone did: Joe Wilson.

About a year later, a bipartisan Senate committee heard testimony from a CIA official that it was Wilson's wife who had "offered up" Wilson for the Niger trip. The committee also discovered a Feb. 12, 2002, memo from Wilson's wife gushing that her husband "has good relations with both the PM [prime minister] and the former Minister of Mines [not to mention lots of French contacts], both of whom could possibly shed light on this sort of activity."

Wilson's response to the production of his wife's memo was: "I don't see it as a recommendation to send me."

Wilson's report was a hoax. His government bureaucrat wife wanted to get him out of the house, so she sent him on a taxpayer-funded government boondoggle.

That was the information Karl Rove was trying to convey to the media by telling them, as described in the notes of Time reporter Matt Cooper: "big warning"! Don't "get too far out on Wilson."

Democrats believe that because Wilson's wife worked at the CIA, the White House should not have been allowed to mention that it was she who sent him to Niger. But meanwhile, Clown Wilson was free to puff up his apocryphal credentials by implying he had been sent to Niger on an important mission for the vice president by the CIA.

Despite the colloquialism being used on TV to describe the relevant criminal offense, the law does not criminalize "revealing the name" of a covert operative. If it did, every introduction of an operative at a cocktail party or a neighborhood picnic would constitute a felony. "Revealing the name of" is shorthand to describe what the law does criminalize: Intentionally revealing a covert operative as a covert operative, knowing it will blow the operative's cover.

Rove had simply said Wilson went to Niger because of his wife, not his skill, expertise or common sense. It was the clown himself who outed his wife as an alleged "covert" agent by saying he was not recommended by his wife, and thus the White House must have been retaliating against him by mentioning his wife.

Wilson intentionally blew his wife's "cover" in order to lie about how he ended up going to Niger. Far from a serious fact-finding mission, it was a "Take Your Daughters to Work Day" gone bad. Maybe liberals shouldn't have been so insistent about that special prosecutor.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; cialeak; coulter; foxylady; josephwilson; plame; plamenameblamegame; valerieplame
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To: NonLinear
The Washington Post has a correction posted on that story that says that it was Iran, not Iraq, which tried to purchase 400 tons of uranium in 1998.

Link

Somehow that doesn't make me feel any better.

61 posted on 07/13/2005 9:05:06 PM PDT by McChordwatcher (Mostly lurking these days)
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To: FairOpinion
Who IS Valerie Plame's BOSS??? Have they been asked one damn question about sending Wilson who knows nothing about "yellow cake"??

Is it illegal to do work for the govt for a WEEK without pay?

Why would he not bother to write an OFFICIAL report....unless his TRUE findings were different than the NYT's piece.

62 posted on 07/13/2005 9:05:44 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ann Archy
WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS SCAM????!!!!

That is the same question I am most interested to see answered.

I happen to believe that this whole "scandal" mongering scheme was orchestrated by Plame, Wilson, and other Euro-socialist scumbags at the CIA and State in an effort to damage Bush's re-election prospects.

I also happen to believe that revenge is a dish best served cold. Bush and Company know exactly what's going on behind the scenes. It is, no doubt, a lot of filthy dirty political warfare that we will never know about. (I would not be surprised if there was even some "wet work" involved.) In any event, Rove is an extremely dangerous, patient, and careful man. I trust that in a week or two or three - - though maybe not until October when the SP wraps up the grand jury - - we will once again find ourselves smiling from ear to ear at Rove's ingenuity.

Regards,
LH

63 posted on 07/13/2005 9:06:14 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Lancey Howard
I forgot about Rove and Bush's patience. Thanks for reminding me.

Again to all readers....WHO SENT JOE WILSON TO NIGER?? If Plame only recommended him, TO WHOM did she recommend him?? And who SIGNED OFF on his EXPENSES?

64 posted on 07/13/2005 9:10:39 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ann Archy

The Republicans still haven't learned, that the best defense is an offense. They should be demanding an investigation into the situation, that how come a CIA "operative" ( Valeri Plame) was using her official position, to have her husband, totally unqualified for the task, sent on such on important assignment, as to investigate whether Saddam was trying to buy nuclear material from Africa. Also it was well known, that Joe Wilson was politically motivated, so who allowed the CIA to be used to further political agendas?


65 posted on 07/13/2005 9:34:56 PM PDT by FairOpinion
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To: Rummyfan
Great line:

Driven by that weird obsession liberals have of pretending they are Republicans in order to attack Republicans, Wilson implied he had been sent to Niger by Vice President Dick Cheney.

66 posted on 07/13/2005 9:41:03 PM PDT by GOPJ
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To: NonLinear
What a naive idiot. In the corrupt Africa, who comes to mind? People like Kofi Annan, right? Does anyone doubt, if you are there and profess that you are sent by the U.S. government to get informations, that these responsible for the mines in Niger would do anything else but clam up like an oyster and pretend that no such things have ever occurred?
Ann baptized wilson correctly a 'CLOWN'!!!
67 posted on 07/13/2005 10:25:00 PM PDT by danamco
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To: Yo-Yo

ping


68 posted on 07/13/2005 10:27:49 PM PDT by yeetch! (Enjoy the good times (these are the good old days)!)
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To: Lancey Howard
It is, no doubt, a lot of filthy dirty political warfare that we will never know about.


Read Ed Klein's new book about hillary the witch, then you will get a little inside how filthy and dirty it is!!!
69 posted on 07/13/2005 10:45:47 PM PDT by danamco
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To: Yo-Yo
Ann appears right on target as usual (good pic btw).

The local hypocritenazileftists here in Pasadena Ca, are currently running a regular whiny letter-to-the-editor campaign to the San Gabriel Tribune seeking to protect all of us naive, unenlightened sheep from the poisonous pen of Ms. Coulter while praising the bleatings of Molly Oinkins / strike that / Ivins.

Pretty hilarious actually......Ann really gets their pointies all a-twisted.

We've just got to get that First Amendment reigned in to meet ACLU / Moveon criteria or we'll just never see a Hitlery/Breck Girl Administration!! And more seniors will get rolled off of cliffs in their wheelchairs while clutching 10 dollar Social Security Checks and Dog Food cans, little blimp (poor) children will become slender again, Rovians will pour acid into our drinking water and nuCUlar waste into our air, Subaru Outbacks and rainbows will be banned and......and.......ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
70 posted on 07/13/2005 10:50:56 PM PDT by jaguaretype
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To: NonLinear
I was convinced before the war that the threat of weapons of mass destruction in the hands of Saddam Hussein required a vigorous and sustained international response to disarm him.

So is this where the Left took its marching orders to all claim that WMD were the only reasons we went into Iraq? As I recall, there were several reasons, and WMD was only one of them.

71 posted on 07/13/2005 11:27:56 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it IS contempt."--Florence King)
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To: Lurker

AC, if you are reading this post PLEASE post NEW pictures of you on your website...:-)

Suggestions:

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Short skirts!
Tight tops!


72 posted on 07/14/2005 4:47:09 AM PDT by stockpirate (We can fight the Muslim Army in Iraq! Or we can fight them outback! Which do you prefer?)
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bump


73 posted on 07/14/2005 5:45:21 AM PDT by XHogPilot
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To: All

FNC had the woman who authored the law for an interview.

The Mrs. Wilson worked covert in 1997. by 2000 Mrs. Wilson worked a desk job at the CIA. She basically walked in the "front door" of the CIA.

I think we are starting to see cracks in the media story starting to be discussed by the other reporters.


Meanwhile, the MSM culture is starting to panic. They are acting like children who have been caught in a lie. They are screaching "first amendent", "chilling effect", "free society", and "sources dry up." Reporters are acting terrified because they think they will have to go to jail to protect sources now. IOW: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.


74 posted on 07/14/2005 5:52:50 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: CHARLITE

more on plame history, plus Ann's unique acid.


75 posted on 07/14/2005 6:23:14 AM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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To: Rummyfan
Found some old links regarding this subject from when it started. Thought they might come in handy some time.

July 17 Looks Like a Big One

July 17 Why I Distrust The Nation

July 20 Correction and Update on the Plame Story

July 21 Howard Dean Weighs in on Valerie Plame

July 22 Valerie Plame Story Confirmed

July 23 Plame Update: Special Prosecutor Time

July 23: More Plame: Who Knew?

July 23 Don't They Even Know How to Act Innocent?

July 25 A Semi-Innocent Explanation of the Facts in the Plame Affair

July 26 The Eerie Silence Continues

July 27 Is "Valerie Plame" a Misnomer?

July 29 Was Revealing Valerie Plame Wilson's Identity a Crime? (updated July 31)

August 3 Summary

August 8 Valerie Plame Finally Makes the New York Times

August 10 Wilson Threatens to Unmask the Unmaskers

August 15 John Dean on Valerie Plame

August 20 The Ball's in Tenet's Court

August 20 No Limits

August 25 Joseph Wilson Fingers Karl Rove

September 17 The White House Ducks Again

September 26 Breaktrough: The CIA Goes Nuclear

September 27 Houston, We Have Confirmation

September 28 Dwight Meredith on "Who Burned Valerie Plame?"

September 28 The White House Stonewalls

September 29 Valerie Plame in Right Profile

September 29 And Who Will Criticize these Selfsame Critics?

SUMMARY POSTS ON OPEN SOURCE POLITICS
(These are probably the best introduction to the whole brouhaha)

September 2 The Valerie Plame Affair

September 29 Whodunnit? And Why?

September 30 The President Knows!
76 posted on 07/14/2005 6:44:46 AM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: NonLinear

I love how Wilson is an "international business consultant." How phoney of a title is that? I think I use to use that title when trying to pick up girls at the bars.


77 posted on 07/14/2005 7:59:16 AM PDT by GianniV
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To: FairOpinion

Republicans are total wimps. They will never ask for an investigation.


78 posted on 07/14/2005 8:00:52 AM PDT by GianniV
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To: Rummyfan

You can't handle the truth, can ya, Clown Wilson? C ya Wouldn't wanna B ya ...


79 posted on 07/14/2005 8:04:12 AM PDT by Babu
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To: NonLinear

http://www.usembassy.it/file2003_07/alia/a3070901.htm

(Preserving another old doc)


80 posted on 07/14/2005 9:51:16 AM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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