I won't see the movie.... unless years from now on TV.... I could care less.
You invented whole scenarios of what would happen if we allowed "____ and guest" to appear on our invitations, or didn't have some seating nazi enforcing place cards. Good grief! My pretty cousin will be forced to sit next to a crasher.... evidently, without nopardons running things, both she and her fiance will be incapable of escaping the crasher sitting next to her! I can understand her being afraid to move.... with you around enforcing the seating chart... but what's her fiance? A mouse?
You and you alone invented the original scenario. You are also being purposefully obtuse; to further your own agenda. Fine...doesn't really matter to me at all. I continue to look forward to your posts, for the giggles.