They are worm food now.
Ok - that's bothersome.
"We took on the Romans, the Saxons, the Danes, the French, William Wallace, the Black Plague, the Roundheads, the Great Fire, Napoleon, the Nazis, and the Blitz, and we're still here. You terrorists are bloody amateurs." - [unknown at the moment] -- some unknown Londoner
"We took on the Romans, the Saxons, the Danes, the French, William Wallace, the Black Plague, the Roundheads, the Great Fire, Napoleon, the Nazis, and the Blitz, and we're still here. You terrorists are bloody amateurs." - [unknown at the moment] -- some unknown Londoner
Two Arab Mothers
Subject: Fw: Two Arab mothers
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>> > This is sooo baaad that it's hysterical!
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>> > Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a
pint
of
>> > goat's milk.
>> >
>> >
>> > The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping
through
>> > pictures, and they start reminiscing.
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>> >
>> > "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
>> >
>> >
>> > "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother
cheerfully.
>> >
>> >
>> > "He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
>> >
>> >
>> > "Oh, so sad dear" says the other.
>> >
>> >
>> > "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
>> >
>> >
>> > "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly
hair
> when
>> > he was born".
>> >
>> >
>> > "He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
>> >
>> >
>> > "Oh gracious me ...." says the other.
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>> > "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18
",
she
>> > whispers.
>> >
>> >
>> > "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
first
> started
>> > school".
>> >
>> >
>> > "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
>> >
>> >
>> > After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully
> at
>> > the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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