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Posted on 07/12/2005 8:49:43 AM PDT by linkinpunk
Dennis Kucinich, 58, finds love, plans to wed this summer
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Sabrina Eaton
Plain Dealer Bureau
Washington - Dennis Kucinich is getting hitched.
The 60-year-old congressman from Cleveland's West Side plans to wed Elizabeth Harper later this summer.
Kucinich spokesman Doug Gordon described Harper as a red-haired British citizen who works at a monetary policy think tank in Chicago.
Gordon refused to divulge more details about Harper, or discuss how the couple met or how long they've dated.
"We are trying to respect her privacy and the congressman's privacy," Gordon said.
During his 2004 presidential campaign, the twice-divorced Kucinich boldly declared his single status and told New Hampshire audiences he was seeking a mate.
Dozens of women vied for a date with him during a contest arranged by a New Hampshire political Web site, but nothing romantic evolved from Kucinich's breakfast date with its winner.
Kucinich can now put the dating rat race behind him.
"They are both very happy, and the congressman is very much looking forward to being married," Gordon said.
So, I wonder if he has told Miss Harper his true age?
He's marrying a woman? Will wonders never cease.
Some poor woman is awfully hard up for a man, or whatever Kucinich claims to be.
Maybe he expects us to average them and get 59 - when he's actually 70!
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like moonbat love
Good to see Dennis is marrying within his species.
So Dennis the Red has never had sex, maybe that's why he's so uptight and anti-war. Maybe he won't be anti-Bush once he get a little.
For the rest of the day I'll be hearing that song in my head. Thanks so much:)
Does what they say about a man's hands and feet apply to the ears as well?
They say every kettle has it's lid so I'll try not to snicker.
Yeah.
There goes his democratic nomination for president.
Just so long as we don't have to watch him doin' the Tommy Crusie boogie on Ophra's couch.
Ack!, Ack Ack!!
It's happened at least once. He has a daughter, Jackie.
But, thanks for making us all have that lovely mental picture.
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