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To: Billie; JustAmy; The Mayor; tuliptree76; DollyCali; Aquamarine; deadhead; WVNan; Jen; All
Hi everybody. That's a lovely dinner table, Billie. Thanks for the other tables as well, :-)

I feel like having a glass of wine just by looking at the graphic. Cheers!

Speaking of wine...

The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, you have done it again!"

67 posted on 07/12/2005 2:37:28 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

LOL!


87 posted on 07/12/2005 3:56:52 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Hi everybody. That's a lovely dinner table, Billie. Thanks for the other tables as well, :-)

Thank you, Victoria. Thanks for the laugh with the joke, too. We might still could use a glass of wine. :)

95 posted on 07/12/2005 4:11:50 PM PDT by Billie
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To: Victoria Delsoul

LOL

Love your wine jokes, Victoria.

It's great to see you here.

I hope to spend more time here after school starts.


139 posted on 07/13/2005 4:51:40 AM PDT by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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