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To: bevlar; Mrs.Nooseman; ohioWfan; MEG33; Kitty Mittens; LadyX; WVNan; snugs; Billie; Aquamarine; ...

This was sent to me in email from FReeper Bevlar. Thanks Bev! I "Billied" it up a little.

Great philosophy...

1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into
a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate.)

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves,
I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor.)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative.)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature
to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(I am kind.)

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair-minded.)

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous.)

7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate.)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful.)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when
they say "Permanent Press."
(I am trusting.)

10. I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
(I am winning this battle!)

131 posted on 07/13/2005 4:03:27 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)

LOL

Good morning, Dolly. Happy French Fry Day!

I love your philosophy. I can live with that.

Happy belated birthday to your Mom.

I will be gone for awhile again today' I have an appt for a perm. Getting ready for our trip :)

134 posted on 07/13/2005 4:25:52 AM PDT by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)

Very cute! I'll have to share this one!

144 posted on 07/13/2005 5:48:11 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (9-11 & London: Don't forget your sneer quotes when you refer to the "religion of peace")

To: DollyCali; bevlar

Ah, that is terrific! In other words, you are *wonderful*! :) I love it - and looks great the way you "Billie'd" it up. I just smile every time I see all of you doing all these neat, colorful, pretty posts!

160 posted on 07/13/2005 7:30:04 AM PDT by Billie

To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; DollyCali; dutchess; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; JustAmy; deadhead; Pippin; ...

Good morning, Finest FRiends!

We're back!

Are you ready for more? :)

163 posted on 07/13/2005 7:58:45 AM PDT by Billie

Thanks Dolly - you certainly did make it look better, and you took out the part where I vacuum up spiders because they scare me :-)

372 posted on 07/13/2005 7:15:26 PM PDT by bevlar (1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila......floor)

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