I live in NY so you may have a point.
I still hold to my own:
More Paul Tuetel Sr. less Paul Simon.
It was funny in LA. The hotel has some doormen, whatever you call them, to help carry your suitcase from the cab to the hotel. This one ran up and picked up my suitcase--about two inches--then set it down and looked for a hand truck. I didn't feel like waiting so picked up the case and walked into the hotel. He said something like, "Oh," and watched with his jaw kind of hanging slack. He wasn't that small, either, above average for LA.