[Not A Snowbird]

Scary but true, it was sent by one of our employees.

I wonder if anyone elver told him/her/it that their package caused a "suspicious mail" drill...?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I used to pick up mail for a church...they would occasionally get some doozies, too, but usually those were from people with emotional problems warning people about tin foil hat type evils...

[null and void]

You work with a DUmmie troll?