[RandallFlagg]

Jersey FReepers need, first, to buy one of these:

Then light a cig, take three drags and place it inside this device where it will extinguish itself.
Then, take them out and keep them in their mouths while frequenting malls, resturaunts, city streets, offices, post offices, grocery stores, etc.
They're not lit at all, but they LOOK like they are.

You should see the looks I get at malls.

[gbtheshark]

Boulder...what a joke...I'm ashamed to admit they exist right up the road...

Ya know...if Patsy Ramsey had a Marlboro dangling from her lower lip while garroting her child she'd be in jail now...

[Marie]

I've been known to put my unlit cig in my mouth and hold my lighter as I head out of a building for a smoke. It doesn't even *look* lit and I still get shocked expressions.

[Marie]

I've been known to put my unlit cig in my mouth and hold my lighter as I head out of a building for a smoke. It doesn't even *look* lit and I still get shocked expressions.