Since there's clearly no story here, perhaps Isikooof best get after the Koran flushing story again, along with other horrors such as depriving Gitmo detainees of seconds on ice cream after dinner. I suppose he could devote a few minutes to the terrorist attacks in London last week, the successes in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the WOT in general -- but that would require actual work. And his ubermasters would frown upon him. What a limp-dick cowardly asshole. I could continue, but I'd only get more surly.
I heard an interview on the radio last week (Hugh Hewitt, IIRC) with a soldier from the Minnesota Guard who said he had a detainee who liked Club Gitmo so much that he literally refused to get off the bus when they took him to the airport to leave Gitmo. The detainee stayed on the bus and wanted to go back to Gitmo (presumably for more culturally correct meals, and regular games of ping pong and soccer). I don't recall how they resolved that situation, but it tells you that Gitmo is a much better place than the "homelands" of some of these detainees.