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To: F14 Pilot

Americans have a problem comprehending why islamic terrorists are so willing to commit suicide.

Let's see now: From the time they are born, they're taught to have....

a.. No Jesus.
b.. No Wal-Mart.
c.. No television.
d.. No cheerleaders.
e.. No baseball.
f.. No football.
g.. No basketball.
h.. No hockey.
i.. No golf.
j.. No tailgate parties.
k.. No Home Depot.
l.. No pork BBQ.
m..No hot dogs.
n.. No burgers.
o.. No lobster.
p.. No shrimp, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
q.. No gumbo.
r.. No jambalaya.
s.. More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
t.. Rags for clothes, sandals for shoes and towels for hats.
u.. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
v.. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
w.. No chocolate chip cookies.
x.. No Girl Scout cookies.
y.. No Christmas.
z.. You can't shave.
aa..Your wives can't shave.
ab..You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
ac..The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
ad..Your bride is picked by someone else.
ae..Your bride smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

IS THERE REALLY ANY MYSTERY HERE?


8 posted on 07/09/2005 2:32:20 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: lilylangtree

You forgot one: no birthday celebrations


13 posted on 07/09/2005 2:37:02 PM PDT by i_dont_chat (Writing from Houston)
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To: lilylangtree

You forgot to mention: No truth, no friendship, no charity.


20 posted on 07/09/2005 2:48:03 PM PDT by auburntiger (Liberalism is Evil disguised as Virtue.)
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To: lilylangtree

Hilarious!! Did you make this up?! Funny, but so true -- they have miserable, boring, dull lives. No wonder death looks better than the lives they live.


28 posted on 07/09/2005 3:36:10 PM PDT by bethtopaz (Another dopeless hope fiend.)
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To: lilylangtree
And she didn't even mention "no alcohol"...
35 posted on 07/09/2005 5:49:04 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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