[datura]

Greenhouse gases -- primarily carbon dioxide -- are suspected of trapping heat in the atmosphere and contributing to the world's gradually warming climate, a change that is said to threaten weather patterns, agriculture and the polar caps.

Suspected by chicken little junk scientists everywhere.

[Lancey Howard]

Hello. I am an environmentalist and I was put in cryogenic suspended animation in 1975. Now, after thirty years asleep, I have been re-animated. So tell me: Has global cooling destroyed the earth yet as I and all my environmentalist friends predicted it would? Thank you.