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Tanzania declares war on poor quality toilet paper
AFP on Yahoo ^ | 7/8/05 | AFP

Posted on 07/08/2005 3:15:05 PM PDT by NormsRevenge

DAR ES SALAAM (AFP) - Concerned for the comfort and hygiene of its citizens, the Tanzanian government is warning the toiletry trade of legal action for producing or selling sub-standard toilet paper in the east African nation.

The country's chief regulatory body, the Tanzania Bureau of Standards (TBS), says it will take manufacturers or distributors of toilet tissue to court if their products do not meet national requirements for softness, size or alkalinity.

"It has come to our notice that there are firms manufacturing and selling sub-standard toilet paper," said Charles Ekelege, a senior TBS official, adding that sanitary concerns were not the bureau only reason for the crackdown.

"The production of sub-standard things like toilet paper is not only bad for the manufacturer but could tarnish the country's image," he told AFP at the ongoing 29th Dar es Salaam International Trade Fair.

The TBS has taken advantage of the fair to make manufacturers, importers and vendors of consumer products aware of the importance of adhering to national and internationally accepted standards for their products, Ekelege said.

The bureau said at the weekend that only one toilet paper producer in Tanzania was currently manufacturing rolls that met TBS requirements.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: declares; poor; quality; tanzania; toiletpaper; war

1 posted on 07/08/2005 3:15:08 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge

Pass the Charmin!


2 posted on 07/08/2005 3:15:52 PM PDT by Ron in Acreage (It's the borders stupid! "ALLEN IN 08")
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To: NormsRevenge

Quick, call Bono and Geldof.


3 posted on 07/08/2005 3:16:46 PM PDT by msnimje
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To: NormsRevenge
"The production of sub-standard things like toilet paper is not only bad for the manufacturer but could tarnish the country's image,"....

Um...that isn't tarnish...

4 posted on 07/08/2005 3:16:58 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: NormsRevenge

They even have toilet paper??


5 posted on 07/08/2005 3:17:23 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: sofaman

They ran out of 4-ply korans?


6 posted on 07/08/2005 3:17:45 PM PDT by hang 'em (Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Packaged rolls of toilet paper. Concerned for the comfort and hygiene of its citizens, the Tanzanian government is warning the toiletry trade of legal action for producing or selling sub-standard toilet paper in the east African nation(AFP/File)

And about time, I say. :-}


7 posted on 07/08/2005 3:17:59 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... "To remain silent when they should protest makes cowards of men." -- THOMAS JEFFERSON)
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To: NormsRevenge
Finally, government regulation that does something useful.
8 posted on 07/08/2005 3:18:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (Cha-cha-cha-Charmin!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Isn't that Arabic writing on the bottom package? Al-Charmin? Koran-elle?


9 posted on 07/08/2005 3:21:54 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: RichInOC
Finally, government regulation that does something useful.

Yeah! they usually do stuff that just wipes you out

10 posted on 07/08/2005 3:22:18 PM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: NormsRevenge

LOL, I bet they'll be asking for UN Peace Keeping troops in less than a year.


11 posted on 07/08/2005 3:22:23 PM PDT by txroadkill
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To: NormsRevenge

They should use the New York Times - then it would actually be serving a useful purpose


12 posted on 07/08/2005 3:27:18 PM PDT by joebuck
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To: NormsRevenge
Enough of the 80-grit macho wipe, huh?
13 posted on 07/08/2005 3:57:23 PM PDT by zencat (The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
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To: zencat

The Boss buys John Wayne toilet paper for his beloved employees.


14 posted on 07/08/2005 4:04:22 PM PDT by labette (In the beginning, God...)
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To: NormsRevenge

Then quit buying from the European Union.....


15 posted on 07/08/2005 4:54:53 PM PDT by Shamrock-DW
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To: RichInOC
You want the US governemnt to get helpful and involved in citizens lives?

"A government that can give you all you want can take all you have"

16 posted on 07/08/2005 8:27:36 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Irony: English hero Richard the Lionheart was a Frenchman)
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To: Oztrich Boy
As governmental meddling goes, there's something to be said for them decreasing the pain in our butts for a change.
17 posted on 07/08/2005 8:37:49 PM PDT by RichInOC ("I am Cornholio!...Give me T.P. for my bunghole.")
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To: NormsRevenge

Kinda gives a new meaning to "wiping the slate clean"...


18 posted on 07/08/2005 8:40:22 PM PDT by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and you will find the face of Islam...)
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To: zencat
Enough of the 80-grit macho wipe, huh?

Okay, alright! I am corecting the problem.

Rolls produced after August 1st will be impregnated with a thin layer of Preparation-H between the grains. It will soothe as it shreds, but the trade off will be that you will no longer be able to use it for making wooden handicrafts for the tourist trade.

Instead, you'll have to buy the new, individual sanding sheets, which will cost more than the current dual purpose rolls.

19 posted on 07/08/2005 9:20:04 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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