Humped one all over the world.
"Assault rifle????"
What an idiot.
BTW, when I went through Army Ski School, I never learned what to do with the poles. Both arms were hugging the 60.
You should see me ski now, both pole held on a sling...
Why was it always the smallest guy in the squad that got the pig.
Still got the scars on my left thumb from attaching the bolt to the operating rod the first time. And on the top of my right hand knuckles from learning the correct way to pull the bolt to the rear. Both only took one blood sacrifice to learn, forever.