Posted on 07/06/2005 6:44:00 PM PDT by Libloather
I've been sayin' that for years...
Is dwarf-tossing one of the sports?
Ready to ping the usual suspects to this short story?
Is the Olympic torch a bic lighter??? (ducking...running for cover)
Good for these guys and gals. For all of the crap they put up with in their lives, it's good to see some of them strive to be the best that they can be.
Is anyone listening?
A little competition never hurt anyone.
You tossed the idea out there. Ping away!
Reminds me of the real honest-to-God TV reality circus show: "The Littlest Groom".
Remember the premise: one dwarf bachelor squires around about 8 dwarf bachelorettes and gets to pick one at the end.
I think the meanest thing I ever saw on TV was when the producers decided to "spice up" the show by bringing in a normal sized blonde model and let her join the competition.
Guess who the "littlest groom" got the hots for (to the sniffling of the rejected female dwarfs (dwarves?)(dwarrow?))
It was grotesque.
Please tell me, somebody, that I am not the only human being who saw this sick little show.
I would prefer not to believe that I have the sort of imagination that would have imagined that...
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Yeah. We know what caught your attention.
Beats me. Time for these folks to reach celebrity status...
I'll say! I don't care who you are, that's a lot of weight.
Finally an Olympics where the French can excel.
I am one of the few people who can claim to have been personally cussed out by Baron Bic (of pen and lighter fame).
And now the rest of the story.
In June of 1978 I was an Officer Candidate at OCS Newport, RI. We were about two weeks away from graduation when the LT commanding Echo company (I was a Lima) found out that I was a sailor and had over ten years experience on the foredeck crewing and racing with my father. He asked me if I would like to crew for him on Sunday afternoon for the race and even got me relieved of duty for several hours.
We had just rounded the windward mark and set the spinnaker when I faced aft to see the 12-meter yacht Intrepid (of America's Cup fame) cross under our stern less than 15 feet away with Baron Bic cussing at us in French. I don't remember exactly what the Baron said but it wasn't nice. I replied with a loud "Et tu aussi. Vous bâtard."
The Baron was taken aback and then was gone. The LT asked what the Baron had said. I said that the Baron had questioned our parentage and that I had affirmed the Baron's in no uncertain terms. We finished 3rd but it got me a beer when we got back to the dock.
Il n'y a pas d'honte être français. Il y a seulement l'honte dans rester de français.
(There is no shame in being French. There is only shame in staying French.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I'm a little shy about doing that. Not to give short shrift to this, but maybe wee are overdoing it.
That light went out a long time ago - no?
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