[elbucko]

Now, why doesn't this surprise me, about Light-loafer Lindsey?

Schumer is turning Lindsey into his willing lackey like Count Dracula turned "Renfield" into his willing slave:

"You will keep your promise when we get the Supreme Court, won't you Master? You will see that I get lives, not human lives but small ones, with blood in them? I'll be loyal to you Master. I'll be loyal.".......

"Renfield as played by Sen. Lindsey Graham.

[Paul Atreides]

I wonder if Lindsey is going to switch parties.

[Fudd Fan]

Renfield as played by Sen. Lindsey Graham

ROFLMAO! That is the BEST and fits Light-Loafer-Lindsey to a T. Hey Lindsey, here's a fly!