That's funny. Florida sharks are seeking divers as well. My money's on the Sharks!
That reminds me of my teen years.
A friend of mine was driving around town burning his tires off and raising hell all over town. He pulled up to me and said "You seen the cops? I'm lookin for em."
My husband was diving for lobster some years back. As he was surfacing with a dive bag that had some lobster and a barracuda a shark decided that lobster and barracuda was a great dinner. Unfortunately my husband was bitten and lost part of his pinky finger. He told me that he walked on water that day.