Posted on 07/05/2005 9:00:24 AM PDT by The G Man
JUST ASKING
WHICH newlywed husband of a TV personality dropped her off at an award show, then went on a tour of gay bars in L.A.? What he didn't realize was that the limo driver had to keep a list of every stop and that when network execs got the limo bill, the list "looked like a Yellow Page ad of gay bars" . . .
WHICH leading man landed his fiancée by giving her a five-year contract for $10 million? Now, she's giving an Oscar-worthy performance acting as if she's really in love with him . . .
WHICH foreign-born sports phenom lies about his age? Though he landed a multimillion-dollar sneaker deal as a 14-year-old, whispers are he's closer to 20.
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1) Mr Star Jones?
2) Tom Cruise
3)Freddy Adu (*gasp*)
If I had to guess at #1, I'd say Mr. Arienna Huffingandpuffington.
Answers:
1. I don't know.
2. Tom Cruise
3. Yes Freddy Adu
And as an aside on celebrity marriages, the author of HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK has filed for divorce from the husband profiled in that book, charging that he is GAY. Unbelievable.
***... Arienna Huffingandpuffington.***
LOL
Have you seen a picture of Terry McMillan lately?
It's believable!
Listening to her chew on glass is like having a long, detailed discussion on nuclear physics with Lisa Douglas.
Are you sure about 2)? Because a 5 year contract for $10 million doesn't sound all that impressive for major film stars.
The article says a newlywed husband so that leaves Tom Cruise out. Who is Freddy Adu?
Freddy Adu is a soccer phenom with tremendous talent (he plays for D.C. United in MLS, the American soccer league). This would actually be a big deal, as one of the few knocks on his play is his size (he can be muscled around). At 14, you would figure he would grow out of that problem, at 20, on the other hand, he would be less of an asset (and therefore less marketable).
You think Katie Holmes is a major film star?
Yeah, I thought maybe number 1 was Ben Affleck, but you're right.
Ben Affleck just married Jennifer Garner
Oh yeah, #1 is totally Star Jones. Her husband is only slightly less gay the Liza's ex.
I'm not sure about #2 cause it says "newlywed" not "newly engaged". Who is recently married in Hollywood.
do you have any idea how much notoriety this will bring her? plus, she gets the money for doing nothing but hang out with her teenage idol and make out with him. and he pays for everything. and when they are done, she'll still be young, beautiful and 10 million richer.
No Tom Cruise is the major film star
Well, if she's married to Tom Cruise, she'll probably be getting bump in status. Is 5 years/$10 million really that much. It seems like even non A-list actors get that these days.
Okay -- We have rules
about mentioning hotties.
I will help. This time . . .
#2 refers to a "fiance" ... so they're newly "engaged" it would seem.
D'oh! You are right. I read it wrong. Totally Katie Holmes then.
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