He's Got A Plan
Zippo Hero
interesting idea.
I could legally change my name to Mary Jo Kopechne and after getting the proper number of signatures, be placed on the ballot - then we could have numerous debates all over the Commonwealth, and while discussing some matter of state,
I could erupt with "Water! Water! I can't breathe! Help me! Come Back! Come Baaaccckk"!!! Then calmly return to the topic at hand...