- D.W. Griffeth, Intolerance
(that said, I don't see it having EVER happened with those three. Ick! It's not so much their features as their sour, unhappy expressions. Who would ever want to wake up next to THAT?)
I don't think many people try to join the Catholic clergy so they can get laid.
Some very rude jokes occur to me, but I'm brushing them aside.