A few years ago I was having lunch with a friend of mine who happened to be from mainland China. In the course of our conversation I asked him what holidays they celebrated in China.
His answer was ... "All the standard United Nations holidays."
Telling.
OK, time to move on to plan B. Turn the US military over to France. Putting them under a one world goverment would be like herding cats, unless of course they were the man behind the curtain.